Our Leaders
Johnny M. Rose
Melony A. Johns
Melony A. Johns
Johnny Michael Rose is the Founder and CEO of Hatchet Primrose Worldwide, LLC. Born in Upstate New York, Mr. Rose is a lifelong loser. After earning his associates degree in Basket Weaving, Mr. Rose realized that he is the only person that thinks he is funny. With that in mind, Mr. Rose went on to buy a bunch of stupid internet domains
Johnny Michael Rose is the Founder and CEO of Hatchet Primrose Worldwide, LLC. Born in Upstate New York, Mr. Rose is a lifelong loser. After earning his associates degree in Basket Weaving, Mr. Rose realized that he is the only person that thinks he is funny. With that in mind, Mr. Rose went on to buy a bunch of stupid internet domains, which led to crappy websites full of content that nobody asked for!
Melony A. Johns
Melony A. Johns
Melony A. Johns
Melony Archie Johns is the CFO and CCO of Hatchet Primrose Worldwide, LLC. Born and raised in Teaneck, New Jersey, Ms. Johns was destined for mediocracy. A bold and fearless risk taker by nature, Ms. Jones took a substantial loan out from her 401k, went to a local casino and "put it all on black." Having lost everything, and significan
Melony Archie Johns is the CFO and CCO of Hatchet Primrose Worldwide, LLC. Born and raised in Teaneck, New Jersey, Ms. Johns was destined for mediocracy. A bold and fearless risk taker by nature, Ms. Jones took a substantial loan out from her 401k, went to a local casino and "put it all on black." Having lost everything, and significantly in debt, Ms. Jones watched a few YouTube videos on how to use Microsoft Excel. With her newfound expertise, she joined Hatchet Primrose Worldwide, LLC in 1995. Our books have been fecked-up ever since.
Content Creators
Prichard S. Wilmette
Prichard S. Wilmette
Prichard S. Wilmette
Prichard Sherwood Wilmette is the Chief Creative Director of thisisfeckinbullsheet.com. When Mr. Wilmette is not writing a blog post for the website, he spends much of his free time doing the Hokey Pokey. We have reason to believe that he is batshit crazy.
Cherrita M. Powe
Prichard S. Wilmette
Prichard S. Wilmette
Cherrita Middlesworth Powe is the Chief Creative Director of thegreatestjokeofalltime.com and thefunniestpictureever.com. Ms. Powe is a second degree black belt in Brazilian Ju Jitsu and stock-piles cans o' whoop ass in her basement, next to her cat's litter box.
Wahlstrom D. Powder
Prichard S. Wilmette
Wahlstrom D. Powder
Wahlstrom Dieterich Powder is the head curator of goobuggallery.com. Mr. Powder is an expert art appraiser and has never once not sold a painting to someone interested in buying paintings. When not looking for the next big thing for The Goo Bug Gallery, Mr. Powder is at home watching re-runs of Gilligan's Island.
Your Mom
Your Mom
Wahlstrom D. Powder
Your mom shows up from time-to-time to "create" content. She's nice, but can be a real bitch if we forget to put the twist tie back on the loaf of bread in the office kitchen.
A Lawyer
Your Mom
A Lawyer
Our lawyer is an omnipresent, all-knowing, super-duper resource for every time we say something like "is this legal" whilst in the office. Sometimes we refer to him as "Google."
